I Call Shenanigans! · Mar 28, 04:32 PM by Bryan

And… I’m still here.

Things have been only slightly more exciting than before. We’ve had a couple car issues in the past month. It was a little rocky with those unexpected expenses, but thankfully all the troubles seems so far away. We also went to see Jason’s friend’s new baby a couple weeks ago.

Isn’t he super cute?

There isn’t much upcoming events; we have a wedding in April and at the end of May. We’re possibly trekking to Baltimore at the beginning of May, but I don’t know if that’s going to materialize.

Speaking of weddings, I was totally “and guest“ed! The wedding is for Jason’s cousin’s wedding and she had the gall to “and guest” me! Jason still says it’s tradition, but she totally knows my name and should have rightfully placed it next to Jason’s. I’m starting to get over it, but I’m totally giving her the evil eye the next time I see her.

P.S. I’ve been getting some very hilarious spam, posted below word for word. Anybody else seeing this level of hilarity in their inbox?

My neighbor could not sleep because my girlfriend moans too loudly
Release the fire in your crotch

Stun your friends and delight your lover with your new long and thick merchandise.
Have a hot rod today

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