- Filet-o-Fish Sandwiches do not keep very long.
- Twitter has made me feel disconnected with my generation; a vow I hoped to keep until I was at least 50 years old.
- I feel good about eating salad; I feel bad about slathering my salad with thousand island dressing, but just enough so I don’t feel worse than eating the salad in the first place.
- My brother forgot to call me when his wife gave birth to his daughter this past weekend.
- I’m starting a new website, but I’m procrastinating because I feel like it’s going to fail like the other 4.
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