Militia March at Midnight · Mar 9, 11:11 AM by Bryan
I totally had a nice dream (don’t remember what) and then it became infested with black widows and i touched one and it exploded. And then I got really upset.
I hate those dreams.
Personally, it sounds like a personal issue. · Mar 5, 08:42 AM by Bryan
- Why do birds suddenly appear every time you’re near? I’d think that would get awfully messy. I mean, I understand that they long to be close to you, but are you sure you don’t have bird seed in your pocket?
- I finally figured out what defines Cantonese food: boring slow cooked food. Apparently, appreciators of fine Cantonese food are being replaced by hip connoisseurs who favor the spicy flavors of Szechuan or the upscale nature of Shanghainese cuisine.
- Speaking of, whatever happened to the ‘white casseroles’ of the Midwest? Tuna casserole was practically the staple 10-15 years ago.
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Roll the Dice for Random Characteristics · Mar 4, 08:12 AM by Bryan
- Filet-o-Fish Sandwiches do not keep very long.
- Twitter has made me feel disconnected with my generation; a vow I hoped to keep until I was at least 50 years old.
- I feel good about eating salad; I feel bad about slathering my salad with thousand island dressing, but just enough so I don’t feel worse than eating the salad in the first place.
- My brother forgot to call me when his wife gave birth to his daughter this past weekend.
- I’m starting a new website, but I’m procrastinating because I feel like it’s going to fail like the other 4.
The Crux of Crucial Crucibles · Jan 23, 06:25 AM by Bryan
Who would have thought a quiet black man could have united so many different Americans?
Death to the Lip Smackers · Jan 6, 01:40 PM by Bryan
Why do adults still smack their lips when they eat? When the mouth shuts, the lips are supposed to stop moving, but for some reason somebody you know does it. Hell, look at our president leading the lip smacking revolution:
Just think, you might be that guy who does it.
Oh yeah, Happy New Year!